Schooling Is In Session of the Day: 17-year-old Don’t Flop regular Bradley “Blizzard” Green learns an important lesson about losing a rap battle from his English teacher, Mark Grist.
(Starts @ 2:20.)
[b3ta.]
GOOD AFTERNOON, BETH. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY DATE FOR-
NO. WAY TOO STIFF.
HEY BETH! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? YOU WANT TO GO TO-
EHHHHHH, TOO JOLLY.
SO … BETH … DOING ANYTHING ON THE 15TH?
JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU, THE FONZ? COME ON. PULL IT TOGETHER.
YO, BETH! GIRL, LET ME HOLLA AT CHU!
THAT WAS KIND OF COOL, ACTUALLY, BUT STILL NO.
… AT THIS RATE I’LL BE ASKING HER TO NEXT YEAR’S PROM.
Morning Fluff: Smitty stares solemnly at Marmaduke, desperately trying to figure out what the hell Owen Wilson was thinking.
[dpaf.]
Best two minutes of the day.
Adorable Animal Still Being Adorable of the Day: Stand by for a very important cuteness update: Lil’ Drac, the abandoned bat being hand-reared by staffers at Bat World Sanctuary is all grown up, but he’s still extremely cute.
This has been a very important cuteness update. You are now free to go about your business.
[neatorama.]
